Thought of the Week: 14

Well after drinking a case of beer on Sunday, I watched the Bears screw up a 1^st and goal on the three and then go for it on 4^th with a draw play at the strength of the Vikings Defense. Kick the field goal! Then next play, a former Bear, no name needed, catches a 99 yard touchdown pass. What a kick in the balls! That’s when I knew that the Bears night was over and my night was starting.

I remember everything about the game and bar and I was still talking in sentences when we left. But, in mine and “O” great foresight we thought another beer on the way home was the way to go. Well walking into a bar don’t remember the name, it is off Allisonville Road, we met a guy who was so drunk it made me even drunker than I already was if that’s possible. I decided to talk to this guy and realized that he could speak my drunk language at that point we decided to get serious about some subjects. You won’t even guess!

We talked about Missouri, Kansas, and the Old West. Yes the Old West, I am quite the historian when I am drunk and this guy thought he could top my knowledge. I was really getting him thinking about what happened back then and where we are now. I looked at “O” and in amazement “O” was losing it how I was just f*cking with this guy. Finally, “O” needed to leave before he pissed himself. But I just want to leave it this week as: “Jesse James was the Baddest A$$ outlaw ever!”

Ohh Yah, Bears if you lose to Jacksonville this week and I am going to dig up Jesse James and he is going to shoot everyone including Robbie Gould!