Thought of the Week for week 15

Recently I have been by myself in thought and i was thinking of a couple of things that I thought I would share with you all.

One, I had a nice laid back Saturday evening with a buddy when we started talking about fictional characters. I thought how nice it would be to be a tv/movie character. Who would you be or who would you like to talk to? I myself have many characters in movies and tv that I would like to hang with but there is one that comes to mind. His name is Dr. Frasier Crane, yes the good old fashion radio therapist. Dr. Crane is a genuine character who looks for the best in people and in life. I would like to spend an evening with him getting drunk and have him analyze me. I mean drunk, a good old sh*tface night with him talking about the Bears, shots, and why Lilith is such a hot sexy b*tch. That would be awesome. Yes I know he is fictional but one of my friends believes he is real. His name is Bill.

Bill have you ever watched Cheers or Frasier? Come on man, he is a drunk therapist that hangs with drunk buddies at a bar and then moved to Seattle to hang with his metrosexual brother. I know tv reality is cool that is why i wanted to share that with you all. Next time think about that and ask your self the question: Who would I drink a beer with that's on TV/Movies?

Two, that same weekend i went to a nice dinner. Afterwards i had to use the bathroom while in there i let one go. Yes a gigantic fart that felt great to release. I don't think anybody was around in the stall or anything but who cares. I need to release one and boy did I. Afterward while I was washing my hands i thought you know what that was an expensive fart. Dinner, Drinks, Dessert, all that food was expensive and i just had an expensive fart. That was no chili fart, which is awesome in its own way but a good old fashion hundred dollar fart. You ever think about that? Well now you can.

Bears and Saints what a game. Finally a good game on Thursday night. Yes I will be there because I am on vacation and I am going to get ripped, drop a fart in the bathroom and go home and give Frasier Crane a call.

Godspeed! Manimal sign off!


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