Thought of the Week for week 15

Recently I have been by myself in thought and i was thinking of a couple of things that I thought I would share with you all.

One, I had a nice laid back Saturday evening with a buddy when we started talking about fictional characters. I thought how nice it would be to be a tv/movie character. Who would you be or who would you like to talk to? I myself have many characters in movies and tv that I would like to hang with but there is one that comes to mind. His name is Dr. Frasier Crane, yes the good old fashion radio therapist. Dr. Crane is a genuine character who looks for the best in people and in life. I would like to spend an evening with him getting drunk and have him analyze me. I mean drunk, a good old sh*tface night with him talking about the Bears, shots, and why Lilith is such a hot sexy b*tch. That would be awesome. Yes I know he is fictional but one of my friends believes he is real. His name is Bill.

Bill have you ever watched Cheers or Frasier? Come on man, he is a drunk therapist that hangs with drunk buddies at a bar and then moved to Seattle to hang with his metrosexual brother. I know tv reality is cool that is why i wanted to share that with you all. Next time think about that and ask your self the question: Who would I drink a beer with that's on TV/Movies?

Two, that same weekend i went to a nice dinner. Afterwards i had to use the bathroom while in there i let one go. Yes a gigantic fart that felt great to release. I don't think anybody was around in the stall or anything but who cares. I need to release one and boy did I. Afterward while I was washing my hands i thought you know what that was an expensive fart. Dinner, Drinks, Dessert, all that food was expensive and i just had an expensive fart. That was no chili fart, which is awesome in its own way but a good old fashion hundred dollar fart. You ever think about that? Well now you can.

Bears and Saints what a game. Finally a good game on Thursday night. Yes I will be there because I am on vacation and I am going to get ripped, drop a fart in the bathroom and go home and give Frasier Crane a call.

Godspeed! Manimal sign off!


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Thought of the Week: 14

Well after drinking a case of beer on Sunday, I watched the Bears screw up a 1^st and goal on the three and then go for it on 4^th with a draw play at the strength of the Vikings Defense. Kick the field goal! Then next play, a former Bear, no name needed, catches a 99 yard touchdown pass. What a kick in the balls! That’s when I knew that the Bears night was over and my night was starting.

I remember everything about the game and bar and I was still talking in sentences when we left. But, in mine and “O” great foresight we thought another beer on the way home was the way to go. Well walking into a bar don’t remember the name, it is off Allisonville Road, we met a guy who was so drunk it made me even drunker than I already was if that’s possible. I decided to talk to this guy and realized that he could speak my drunk language at that point we decided to get serious about some subjects. You won’t even guess!

We talked about Missouri, Kansas, and the Old West. Yes the Old West, I am quite the historian when I am drunk and this guy thought he could top my knowledge. I was really getting him thinking about what happened back then and where we are now. I looked at “O” and in amazement “O” was losing it how I was just f*cking with this guy. Finally, “O” needed to leave before he pissed himself. But I just want to leave it this week as: “Jesse James was the Baddest A$$ outlaw ever!”

Ohh Yah, Bears if you lose to Jacksonville this week and I am going to dig up Jesse James and he is going to shoot everyone including Robbie Gould!